capri man My teeth are my own, I have the receipt
Joined: 26 Dec 2005 Posts: 210 Location: doerun, ga.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject: SEC FOOTBALL QUIZ |
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> SEC FOOTBALL QUIZ
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> Here is the traditional SEC collegiate football quiz to begin the
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> 1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
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> ........Drool.
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> (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in
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> ........A full set of teeth.
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> (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
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> ........Grease her hips and push.
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> (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
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> ........Pay him for the pizza.
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> (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has
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> .......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
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> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
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> .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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> (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football
> player's life?
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> ........His freshman year.
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> ( How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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> ........None -- that's a sophomore course.
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> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
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> .......Baton Rouge , Louisiana. He knew that the police would never
> look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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> AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
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> (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
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> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
> Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week! |
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